He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
Kanye West’s Monster x One Piece [04/04]
Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO